Upcoming Events at The Faux
The Faux will have about four "special" events a year. Upcoming this fall the first annual Faux Home Fruit Fly Count. Our summer schedule looks awsome! Stay in shape the easy and fun way by attending these real Faux events:
July - The Faux 0.0 Mile Marathon for Awesome looking runners. That's right none of that nasty one foot in front of the other here at the Faux Museum's 1st annual 0.0 Mile Faux Marathon. No sweat, No pain, All gain! All ages, all sizes welcome. Prizes and trophies will be awarded. Details coming very soon.
August - The Tour du Faux is the first none peddling bicycle nonrace in the universe. You win by having the most unique bike and/or by wearing singularly distinctive biking gear. Helmets ARE required. The more noticable the better. Winners will be chosen by the whim of our expert-like judges. Prizes and trophies will be awarded. Catagories will be numerous. Spoke cards for all. Details to come.
Exhibitions in our near Future:
- The Faux Masters: Artists' interpretation of the masters. This is where artists of all stripes (sorry no checks or solids) paint, sculps, sing, collage or whatever, their versions of the grreat masters works.
- The Carnival show: No one does a carnival like The Faux.
- Tokyo, Hong Kong, Porto Alegro, Khartoum, Baltimore: The ultimate market.