We've got two great events coming up this summer. Stay in shape the easy and fun way by attending these events:
July - The Faux 0.0 Mile Marathon for Awesome looking runners. That's right none of that nasty one foot in front of the other here at the Faux Museum's 1st annual 0.0 Mile Faux Marathon. No sweat, No pain, All gain! All ages, all sizes welcome. Prizes and trophies will be awarded. Details coming very soon.
August - The Tour du Faux is the first none peddling bicycle nonrace in the universe. You win by having the most unique bike and/or by wearing singularly distinctive biking gear. Helmets ARE required. The more noticable the better. Winners will be chosen by the whim of our expert-like judges. Prizes and trophies will be awarded. Catagories will be numerous. Spoke cards for all. Details to come.